In for a penny, in for a pound

In for a benny, in for a round

In for a hurry, in for a half

In for a murray, in for a laugh

 

In for a penny, in for a poke

In for a jack, in for a joke

In for a smack, in for a smoke

In for a sack, in for a soak

 

In for a penny, in for a pop

In for a tip, in for a top

In for a blip, in for a bop

In for a slip, in for a slop

 

In for a peek, in for a piss

In for a week, in for a kiss

In for a sneak, in for a miss

In for a leak, in for a lout

 

In for a shout, in for a shop

In for a night, in for an op

In for a fright, in for a chop

In for a clout, in for and out!