Who stole the summer
There's a thief about
Who stole the summer
I'm going to scream and shout
Who stole the summer 
I want an investigation
Who stole the summer
It's affecting the whole nation 
Who stole the summer

I imagine myself content and calm
Sitting under an azure sky
Relaxing in an English country garden
At peace on a natural high
The blazing sun beating down
And not a cloud in  sight 
A gin and tonic to hand
Everything is going to be alright

The weather has lost the plot 
Blame it on global warming
The jet stream has gone off track
All I want is a beautiful morning 
Oh to feel the sun on my back
All we get is cloud and rain
I am feeling sad and blue
Somebody help and ease my pain

Maybe I should leave the country
And head for sunny Spain
But then again it's another extreme
Scorching temperatures that fry your brain
Looks like I am going grin and bear it
Plenty of cloud and lots of rain
I will just go on holiday in my head
Totally recall enough said 

Who stole the summer
There's a thief about
Who stole the summer
I'm going to scream and shout
Who stole the summer 
I want an investigation
Who stole the summer
It's affecting the whole nation 
Who stole the summer