Someone hatched a murder plan
In nineteen sixty three
(Which was soon for Lyndon B )
Involving a knoll and a rifleman
Who was (or was not) named Lee.

There might (or might not) have been anyone
In the pay of the CIA
Who hid not far away,
Who duly prepared (or did not) a gun
For the scalp of JFK.

Who might (or might not) have aimed it down
And shot him in the head;
So Lyndon Johnson said,
Since Kennedy seemed to have lost his crown
He'd put it on instead.

So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty three
(At least, for Lyndon B )
Because of a knoll and a rifleman
Who was (or was not) named Lee.