Get your lies in first my friend,

get your lies in first,

and if lies can't be found

know that half-truths will do.

 

So get your lies in first,

time to whip up the sheep

who eat up the lies,

the dim-witted fools.

 

Give oxygen to your lies.

Spread the word, anon, 'X',

and that heady mixture

will fan the flames of unrest.

 

Good lies take time to refute,

not easy to unpick the flaws.

Obfuscation's an art my friend

and truth therefore harder to find.

 

Now, comrades, shout it loud,

get the next lie ready to fire!

The early lie catches the worm.

Remember - instability rules!