Does My Bottom Look Fat in This Dress.

 

Does my bottom look fat in this dress.

Instead of telling the truth you lie instead.

No darling it doesn't you look fantastic.

Then she accuses you of being sarcastic.

No darling it really does look nice.

Say anything to keep the peace with your wife.

If you had told her the truth, yes, your bum does look big.

The devil would have appeared, and it would have been off with your head.

 

Nataiella (1997).