(Apologies for the poor sound quality of the guitar accompaniment leaving my singing even more exposed)

 

So here's to you, Tommy Robinson

Prison holds a place for you today

Hey hey hey.

Enjoy yourself Tommy Robinson

Locked up 18 months; enjoy your stay.

Hey hey hey.

 

Now it's come home Tommy Robinson

Hounding refugees was just good sport

It's good to know Tommy Robinson

Admitting that you showed contempt of court.

Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey.

 

Rest assured you took up several volumes of police files

Dating from your times with the EDL

When there was an odour from some rotten racist bile

You were at the centre of that smell.

 

You were once Tommy Robinson

Hijacker of England's national flag

Where are you now Tommy Robinson?

Rubbing shoulders with all those old lags

 

Laugh about it shout about it

Don't let your feelings hide

Tommy Robinson is now inside

 

So here's to you Tommy Robinson

Self-appointed leader of the right

Now look around Tommy Robinson

8 by 10 for you both day and night.

 

Laugh about it shout about it

It's so nice to think

Tommy Robinson's now in the clink

 

Now watch yourself Tommy Robinson

Mind that in the showers you're not groped

(Like we hope)

And my advice Tommy Robinson

Dont bend down to find your bar of soap.

(Keep it roped)

 

Laugh about it shout about it

Good to see that slime

Tommy Robinson is doing time

 

 

So bugger off Tommy Robinson

Nice to see that you've been put away

Hey hey hey

What's that you say, Tommy Robinson

Now we cannot hear you brag and bray.