TOMMY ROBINSON
(Apologies for the poor sound quality of the guitar accompaniment leaving my singing even more exposed)
So here's to you, Tommy Robinson
Prison holds a place for you today
Hey hey hey.
Enjoy yourself Tommy Robinson
Locked up 18 months; enjoy your stay.
Hey hey hey.
Now it's come home Tommy Robinson
Hounding refugees was just good sport
It's good to know Tommy Robinson
Admitting that you showed contempt of court.
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey.
Rest assured you took up several volumes of police files
Dating from your times with the EDL
When there was an odour from some rotten racist bile
You were at the centre of that smell.
You were once Tommy Robinson
Hijacker of England's national flag
Where are you now Tommy Robinson?
Rubbing shoulders with all those old lags
Laugh about it shout about it
Don't let your feelings hide
Tommy Robinson is now inside
So here's to you Tommy Robinson
Self-appointed leader of the right
Now look around Tommy Robinson
8 by 10 for you both day and night.
Laugh about it shout about it
It's so nice to think
Tommy Robinson's now in the clink
Now watch yourself Tommy Robinson
Mind that in the showers you're not groped
(Like we hope)
And my advice Tommy Robinson
Dont bend down to find your bar of soap.
(Keep it roped)
Laugh about it shout about it
Good to see that slime
Tommy Robinson is doing time
So bugger off Tommy Robinson
Nice to see that you've been put away
Hey hey hey
What's that you say, Tommy Robinson
Now we cannot hear you brag and bray.