Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb [song version]
Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb
When I was very young it wasn’t very hard
You could find rhubarb in every back yard
A ruby red treasure growing from the ground
Worth its weight in gold and so easily found
Your mother would cook it and put it in a pie
But its very best use – and I tell no lie –
Was to dig it up and treat it like grapes upon the vine
By turning it by magic into rhubarb wine
Well you can eat it, you can spread it, you can put it in a flan
And it works on the gut far better than bran
And if you’re feeling down you can even get pissed
It’s great being a rhubarb triangulist
Now they’re sitting in a shed listening to it grow
Forced rhubarb for the annual show
Creaking like an old man with arthritic bones
They even say it works on your erogenous zones
Grows an inch a day susceptible to strong light
The pickers pull the stalks by candlelight
If you get the chance you really should wangle
Spending some time in the rhubarb triangle
Well you can eat it, you can spread it, you can put it in a flan
And it works on the gut far better than bran
And if you’re feeling down you can even get pissed
It’s great being a rhubarb triangulist
Jams and chutneys sitting there for free
In a Lupset back garden beneath the old oak tree
And there really was nothing that tasted so great
as eating it raw with sugar on an old chipped plate
My dad used to say it put hairs on your chest
So me and my brother put his theory to the test
We’ve both grown up big and healthy and strong
And my nickname at school was Junior King Kong
So you can eat it, you can spread it, you can put it in a flan
And it works on the gut far better than bran
And if you’re feeling down you can even get pissed
It’s great being a rhubarb triangulist
Yes you can eat it, you can spread it, you can put it in a flan
And it works on the gut far better than bran
And if you’re feeling down you can even get pissed
It’s great being a rhubarb triangulist
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Tue 12th Nov 2024 08:53
Don't forget the custard!😋