I love to go delivering along the streets and back

with L plates on my box behind and many a tasty snack,

deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

deliveree, deliveroo, my life is now on track.

 

A freelance guy i'll do or die, my contract is my life,

with all good speed i'll duck and dive embracing urban strife.

Deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

deliveree, deliveroo, my contract is my life. 

 

I'm faster than a flee on wheels, I work most all the time

competing with the Uber Eats to make an extra dime

deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

deliveree, deliveroo, to make the extra dime. 

 

I used to work for Dominos but then I got the sack

I called a guy a racist pig now they won't have me back

deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

deliveree, deliveroo, what a stupid name but what can you do? 

 

I love to dream of freedom soon to cross the seas once more

but the streets just keep on calling me, so off I go once more

deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

deliveree, deliveroo delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 

 

(Based on the song The Happy Wanderer)