MEALS ON WHEELS
I love to go delivering along the streets and back
with L plates on my box behind and many a tasty snack,
deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
deliveree, deliveroo, my life is now on track.
A freelance guy i'll do or die, my contract is my life,
with all good speed i'll duck and dive embracing urban strife.
Deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
deliveree, deliveroo, my contract is my life.
I'm faster than a flee on wheels, I work most all the time
competing with the Uber Eats to make an extra dime
deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
deliveree, deliveroo, to make the extra dime.
I used to work for Dominos but then I got the sack
I called a guy a racist pig now they won't have me back
deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
deliveree, deliveroo, what a stupid name but what can you do?
I love to dream of freedom soon to cross the seas once more
but the streets just keep on calling me, so off I go once more
deliveree, deliveroo, delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
deliveree, deliveroo delivera, deliveroo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
(Based on the song The Happy Wanderer)
raypool
Sun 24th Nov 2024 15:29
Thanks for your point Ray. Thinking on it now the words just came to me, the idea to flee seems a suitable metaphor for the constant speed the idea of an escape more so than the insect itself which would be admittedly a bit farcical!
Yes Stephen, there is a lot to be said about the delivery culture as it spreads out and leaves behind the glory of footfall in malls.
Thanks all for your likes too: Tom, Hugh, Kevin, Larisa, David and Yanma.
Ray