Well ain’t life a bitch? Amy arrested!

Amy Winehouse, fine outstanding singer!

I watched a documentary, with some red

Chilean last night. She’s a dead ringer

For Dusty Springfield, but darker; finger

And foot bloody, tattooed with grave excess.

Well, next day she’s banged up in the clink, her

Befuddled stagger and her soiled dress.

She makes a cracking story. What a mess

That crack pipe’s made of her windpipes! She’s fled

From tours, from the James Bond theme tune. Minger

To some, pin-up to others. Caused distress

To dad Mitch, whose black cab’s sadly headed

To North London to bury him or her.