Would you like to buy our last

Fresh cream apple puff?

Do you need to leave so fast?

Are you sure you bought enough?

And how about this coffee éclair?

Can you resist it, sir?

Oh, you know this lady with red hair?

Will you buy it for her?

An eccles or a carrot cake?

You must want a blueberry muffin.

A chocolate one with a flake.

Open your bag; I’ll get more stuff in!

Our cakes are all fresh baked today,

You don’t have to doubt it.

What’s that?  Too tempting, you say?

Well, tell me about it!!!

Lunch rush over, okay I’ll share

An iced doughnut with a friend.

Half a cake I think I can dare,

But there it had better end.

The millionaire shortbreads no one took,

There must be twenty-four!

And how tempting do they look?

I’ll hide them in the drawer!

There’s a madeleine with a cherry top

Just willing me to try it.

Oh, why do I work in a cake shop

When I always have to diet?!