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Morning Horny

You wake up so horny

You want to hump

Something

Anything

And you want the hump to go on forever

To never stop

To blow fast

To last

This great effort, this

Sexy hump

 

But your bed’s empty

And you’re all alone

And your hand looks at you

You swear it’s giving you the eye

 

So you smile back

â—„ Bad Dreams

Do Another Day â–º

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<Deleted User> (7212)

Thu 23rd Sep 2010 22:17

wanker :)

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Isobel

Thu 23rd Sep 2010 12:58

This made me smile too! ;)

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