she wants a boyfriend
you can experience a variety
of madness
when you haven't been touched
in a long time
no foaming at the mouth
yabbering at strangers
taking your clothes off
on the bus
a more humdrum
form of derangement
which involves
seeing yourself
reach out a hand
to establish the contact
you've lacked
it's a film
with the sound turned down
which no one else sees
thankfully
so you exist in the category
:functional