I tiptoe to your house in my ruby slippers

I have a date to dance in my ruby slippers

Twirling toes in holly halls take merry chances

Dervish dances in my pointy ruby slippers

Tie your bow tie, quick as it spins my darling

I’ll spin and spoon with you in my ruby slippers

I wade through frozen snow, they’re in my hand, held tight,

My own sparkly optimistic ruby slippers

I hide them in my mufti army surplus bag

Wrapped in plain brown paper, my two ruby slippers

I’ll give you an emerald tie pin, a present

To match the bling of my magic ruby slippers

Our karaoke poetry melts all the hearts.

I know all the words in my bright ruby slippers

Cinderella’s sisters will have no truck with me,

I twirl my petticoats, oh! my ruby slippers

With holly, ivy, mistletoe, we’ll pull crackers

And eat hot plum pudding from my ruby slippers

The last waltz will be Ann’s fandango made of love

As we jive forever in our ruby slippers!