They call me a poetry vandal,

I leave poems in trains and cafes which no man can handle,

For I'm a Poetry Vandal.

I'll grab a piece of paper write a little note,

I'll throw it in a river and make sure it floats,

For I'm a poetry polluter.

I send poems on your email it spam’s on your computer.

I'LL SHOUT POEMS ON A MEGAPHONE I'M NOW A POETIC NOISE POLUTER!!!!!!!

I'll dye my hair green paint my face orange I’m now a poetic um-pa-lum-pa.

I'll go to the pub toilets and write poems on toilet paper,

And then...........that’s.......... shit....... poetry.

I'll leave poems on your doorstep ring the bell and run away.

I'll stick poetic post sticks on your back and watch you walk away.

I'll leave poems on your dog collars if you leave them outside the shops.

I'll stick poems in your paperwork, when its accidently dropped,

For I'm a poetry Vandal,

A criminal you can not stop.

So look out for my vandalism, for it’s around every block.