I’ve got a brand new business plan,
A craze that will endure;
I’ve based it on that fish-tank thing -
That women’s pedicure;
And my idea is similar
The blokes will love for sure;
It still involves a tank of fish;
I call it Penicure.
Might even get a government small business start up grant - they've funded crazier things. Nice one, John.
Reminds me of that old feminist-medical joke John:
Q: "What's the correct term for the useless piece of skin at the end of a penis?"
A: "A bloke!"
I'll get me coat . . .
Regards,
A.E. :)
I'm glad the foot theme has worked well for someone!
Ann's comment tickled me. Perhaps you could lay in one tank being nibbled, with your head in another tank doing the nibbling. I think YOU must have watched 9 1/2 weeks...
You are a very naughty boy - bend over!
<Deleted User> (5011)
Tue 28th Jun 2011 10:54
A foot! Who are you kidding?
It was 12 inches long but he didn't use it as a rule. That the one?
Oooh, such a naughty boy!
Make sure they ain't piranas then John! I thought you were going to offer to take the place of the fish for the ladies' foot thing! All that nibblin'! :)
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<Deleted User> (8730)
Wed 29th Jun 2011 11:11
I like the first line...