The professor

 

(your venerator here on earth)

 

Informs us

 

That

 

Somewhere

 

(God knows where)

 

Many millions of years ago

 

(God knows when)

 

A certain self-replicating molecule

 

(God knows what)

 

Came to be

 

(God knows how)

 

And fell down

 

(God knows why)

 

Into some soup of pre-historic slime

 

(God knows which)

 

And thus

 

All this crazy, biological, world began.

 

And therefore

(Continues the professor) -

Now that we`ve been informed

Of this great, scientific,

Secular start to everything -

There`s now no need at all

For anyone to keep believing

In that great, starry, universal fiction

We all call God

………………

………………

(   The silly sod!    )