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Thanks to you all for pointing it out to me.

I was hoping to tell you that Stephaine the spammer should now be gone from all your comments and profiles, as we did a global ‘remove’ yesterday, but he, she or it has been attacking us again.

This is clearly an attempt at a scam, suckering people in, developing contact then, ‘please give us your bank details’ or similar. PLEASE IGNORE or remove.

Flattered though we are by their attention, it is bloody annoying. There are software solutions that are complex and cumbersome to install, so for now we are going to see how it goes, though technical wizards Michael and Paul are working on ways of blocking emails from the streets around his billet.

We know where he lives and have his registered email address, having traced his address in Senegal. I wanted to invite everyone to bombard him with emails from us, special anti-spam poems and such, but he would doubtless just use the extra email addresses to attack even more widely. We could send in the heavies, an elite squad of Write Out Loud poets, the dastardly doggerels, to stand outside his door reading poems until he surrenders and promises to reform. But the bus fares from here to Senegal are prohibitive.

Sorry about it, and thanks for your forbearance. Anyone got a poem out of it? Mine is here.

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jane wilcock

Tue 8th Nov 2011 18:46

Hi Julian,
Just read this as back from hols. You use use Olympian as a negative adjective, I am so excited about the Olympics!! Perhaps it's possible to be a literary athlete literally?

<Deleted User> (9801)

Sun 6th Nov 2011 13:17

There was a con artist from Senegal
He wasn't a poet at all
We got wise to his scam
And put up the spam
Don't try to con poets on WOL!

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Nick Coleman

Thu 3rd Nov 2011 19:25

there was a young lady from Senegal
who thought she would like to have a ball
so she sent out a nude picture
to see who would hitch her
but thanks to Julian she got now't at all

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Peter Asher

Thu 3rd Nov 2011 18:02

There was a young lad from Senegal
who dream't up a way to spam em all
he would request your account
and a certain amount
but never banked on Michael or Paul.

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