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Biblical Imbecility

 

 

i finished my bible today

finished revelations

 

i’m waiting for the lord to come

cos i’m an idolayter

 

and sexually immoral

but not so much a dog

 

i’m waiting for the wrath to fall

with gog and mr gog

 

magog?! magog!  my kingdom for magog

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Martin Peacock

Tue 17th Jan 2012 13:16

Whoo-hoo, another heathen! Let's you and me go into the temple, single out each and every moneylender and make a fiery deposit, eh? Have you performed this? What was the reaction?

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winston plowes

Mon 21st Nov 2011 11:34

Amen.

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Tue 15th Nov 2011 14:57

Really scary are those who make interpretations of Revelations according to their own agendas, and declare themselves 'masters of the universe and all therein'.

I did smile at 'i finished my bible today' as though anyone ever 'finishes' the bible. And the quirky take on Shakespeare was fab.

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Andy N

Sat 12th Nov 2011 10:58

clever, laura, clever.. well impressed.. x

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Laura Taylor

Thu 10th Nov 2011 09:33

Yeh, sorry - tried to add a voice recording but I can't seem to convert my amr file to an mp3 goddammit.

Anyhow, the 'idolater' should rhyme with 'revelations' and magog has a flat 'a'.

There, that makes it MUCH more understandable eh?!

I guess there is only a very limited amount of people who will 'get' this - but it amused me anyway ;D



steve mellor

Thu 10th Nov 2011 08:27

as ever, i'm somewhat lost, but put me down for being on your side Laura
hold on a minute, i think someone's knocking at my door ...
i've just been offered a free trip to one of the four corners of the earth
temptation!!

<Deleted User> (6315)

Wed 9th Nov 2011 18:34


Oh you idolatress you...packed a punch Laura...Magog..well when that final battle comes remind which side to be on..

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