I've been abroad

And  it's all right,

But here at home is finer;

I'd rather go to the Isle of Wight

Than I would go to China!

I've been abroad

And it's OK,

But here at home is better;

Far away is warm, they say,

But I bet they'd like it wetter!

I've been abroad

And it's not bad,

But here at home is heaven;

I'd rather leave abroad alone

When home is down in Devon!