(I'd love to do this)
As he handled vegetables
And fruit from foreign lands,
Contaminating mangoes with
Secretions from his glans
I’d bellow down a megaphone
As loud as I could stand,
“This dirty bastard’s has a piss
And hasn’t washed his hands”.
I did wonder where you were going with those gland secretions....
Very amusing John - I wonder how often that must happen. I once went to a very expensive dinner dance where a woman on the same table felt every bread roll before eventually settling on one. It was really unsettling and I felt like remonstrating - but I didn't - us English put up with an awful lot...
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Nick Coleman
Mon 19th Dec 2011 17:16
Perhaps this could be broadcast in public loos, or even lifts, instead of the usual musique