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There has been a sighting, it is a high priority alert,

We have launched an immediate investigation into the incident,

He is on a dark edge, she has too much cuteness,

Refer them to the compatible relationship facilitator.

 

She does not click onto his love icon, she needs a reorientation course,

He wants to take her heart into stewardship, so that it can be properly managed,

Cared for and allowed to develop to its’ full potential,

We have an intellect problem.

 

His vibrant charisma and ultra sexuality must be irresistible to her,

He does not want to neglect her needs and desires,

He caused this infliction of physical and emotional deficit,

Only he can relieve it, only he can satisfy it,

He is on a vertical staircase, this is vortex psychology.

 

She has noticed, that it looks a bit untidy around here for some reason,

Her skin creeps, he sees heaven in her eyes, she sees hell in his,

She must need a heart scan to check for any romantic debility,

She must be man perception challenged,

Launch emergency attraction versus rejection procedures.

 

He is sexually impoverished by being continually excluded,

From what he perceives as normal human activities, phallocentric exploitation,

Implement three hundred and sixty degree feedback,

He is trying to get up the down escalator.

 

Call up the lonely hearts rescue service,  abort his mission, this is a love free zone,

Some magical ingredient transforms what he thinks they may be able to have together,

Into something smaller, vile and degenerate, than just the sum of their two parts,

This chemical reaction has gone critical.

 

We must try to apply fundamental modifications,

Replace the predictable inane male behaviour chip,

Reprogram his visual interpretation mode, reboot his omnipotence regulator,

She has enslaved her appearance, to emulate an unrealistic concept of feminine beauty,

She is reconstituted cow, she has no cuteness, she looks in a lying mirror.

 

Cancel the contract, withdraw all utilities, recall all models,

Refer the design mandate back to the evolution complaints section,

Call up the wrong destiny hotline, contact the male with female interaction help desk,

Inform the human development co-ordinator, there has been a disaster.

 

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