SCRATCH CASH
There was a man with a rash
Who was told to rub it with cash
But all he had was cheque
Which didn't remove a speck
So to get him out of a fix
A kind lady
Let him use her threp'ny bits !
Comments
I hope she kept her hand on her ha'penny!
<Deleted User> (10059)
Tue 13th Mar 2012 13:33
Did he spill his loose change all over the place? Nice one!
<Deleted User> (6895)
Mon 12th Mar 2012 16:50
HAHA!
another good laugh Mike.
One cannot better
being rubbed down than by
a ladies thrupp'nee bits.
Unless it is with an oily rag-
preferably soaked in baby oil-
and more preferably by a blonde babe!
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<Deleted User> (10123)
Thu 15th Mar 2012 11:52
Hi de Hi, someone with nothing better to do eh? But alas I giggled and enjoyed it. Ta much, Nick.