The popular Imploding Inevitable festival is back for a third year over 29-30 June at Fell Foot Woods, Windermere,  with a poetic lineup that includes Mark Mace Smith, Ann Wilson, Seni Seniviratne, Mike Watts, Fat Roland, Dan Carpenter, Beth Whittle, Nici West, Amanda Milligan, plus open mic. Lashings of music plus comedy as well, of course. Contact: baz@theiifestival.co.uk. Weekend tickets, including camping, are £49. More ticket details