An eye catching experience
Jim lived in a flat on the first floor,
He had to close the window it was going to pour.
He felt the rain as he held out his hand,
As he did this a glass eye into his fingers did land.
"Hello has anyone up there lost a glass eye?"
"Oh its mine !"A lady with relief did sigh.
"Please can you bring it up and give it to me ,
I'll make you a sandwich and a cup of tea."
Jim went up and enjoyed the unexpected bite ,
Then she said ,"Would you like to stay the night?"
"Do you say that to all the men who pass you by?"
"No,"said the lady,"Only to the ones who catch my eye."
Nigel Astell
Mon 17th Dec 2012 12:13
Dropping your pants
Seeing both eyes
Then pop out
Catching them quick
Shouting out howzat
Did you then
Manage to get
Hundred not out.