When Fred died,Dorris had a lot to do,

Fred's final wish was to be buried in blue.

When she went to the undertaker's he was dressed in black,

Had Fred been alive he would have given her some flack.

She explained the situation to the kind young man,

He said ,"Leave it with me I'll do the best I can."

She returned next day,"Oh what a good do!

Fred's final wish had finally come true."

"After you left a man came in same size as Fred,

Who wished to be buried in black when dead.

He was an airline pilot and his uniform was blue,

So I swapped their heads and Fred's wish came true."