Proligue

Okay fine folk of Write Out Loud……….and Nick! It was bin some time nuw that myself have written anything of umour, most of my werk pondering the more makaber of lifes machinashions. To this end, myselv have conduced a piece of wirk that gos some way into eleeviating the prejudism that is a-ssosiated with the more eldery of our populous. It is a werk that took some fine choonging, and considers all the very best points in aore elederly people. It is as you will read, not without forethought, and teks into consideration mine oun humble feelings when considering this very valuabel part of our lives together ere in britin. It is entitled – Old laddies!

Without much ferverour adoo, here is the poem, pwease read on for an inspirational commetery that touches the sole and warms the heart.

Old Laddies

Old Laddies stink of pish,

Sometimes it is oestrogen,

I love me old laddies I do,

But I couldnae shag a live one.

Epiloje

I thank you!