Christmas Wrap
Yo hear me now; yo lissen hear
It’s time to wrap dis time o year
So all yo sisters an yong bloodz
Spread de word ararnd yo hudz
So trolleys up an baggies darn
An turn dat Burby cap ararn
An wrap
Ye wrap
An all dem Aldiz an best dealz
Gimme what yo got fo realz
Scent fo sis, dem socks fo bro
An Advoca fo ma fo sho. Yo!
Check out yo knowin which is which
Don’t give ma prezziz fo yo bitch
Coz fo dat lady dat yo bone
Its KY Gel an Toblerone.
And wrap
Gotta wrap
Yo playerz gotta still keep playin
Wi one mo deal to see the day in
Check it out fo size an shape
Wi scisserz and some sellotape
Make it neat coz ma’s to see it
Fresh is ow bro likes his shee-it
Den write yo lines upon dat tag
An pop it in yo prezzie bag.
Yo’ve wrapped
Ye wrapped
Any sugared almonds left, Clementine?
John Coopey
Sun 29th Dec 2013 17:42
My subtlety didn't fool you then, Steve. Thanks for reading and commenting.