That’s one more off the bucket list.

Mine’s a rather niche one of places I’ve been thrown out of. 

These might have been for fighting, vomiting, urinating, singing, not singing, protesting or any other of several healthy pursuits.

It’s included pubs, clubs, football grounds, restaurants, libraries, cinemas, and buses to name but a few.

But most unexpected was to add to this list the Foot Spa in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote; and quite unjustifiably I feel too, as there were no signs (at any rate in English) advising you not to introduce your penis to the fish.