Oh wondrous River Avon

Gurgling gently and so free

Dissecting Bradford-upon-Avon

On through Wiltshire to the sea

See the lanterns, hear the children

Watch their parents smile with glee

Once the festival has started

Please do not look for me

I'll be in the —anal Tavern

Hoping they've replaced the 'C'!

 

 

There is less than a week to go if you want to enter.

http://boaartsfestival.com/2014-programme/poems-on-a-beermat/

 

I may never get served in the Canal Tavern again if I enter this one. 

It is a very nice establishment on the banks of the Kennet and Avon Canal if you like good ale and banter.