There was a fight down at the beach today

Much to my horror and surprise

A large crowd stood there watching it

I could not believe my eyes

 

I saw a man who had a stick

Proceed to beat his wife

Blow on blow and on her head

To an inch within her life

 

The frenzied crowd just screamed for more

With a loud and raucous din

I got there as the Police turned up

And one went steaming in

 

The Constable he showed no fear

Grabbed the man by the oesophagus

Then a big green crocodile turned up

And ran off with some sausages!

 

(High pitched voice)

"That's the way to do it.........."!

 

(c) Daniel Dwyran