Shares fall,
brought low;
lying little Tesco.
Top guys?
Porky pies!
Jackanory stats.
Imaginary futures,
greedy little…
Tesco, uh oh!
Pants on fire.
Tongues as long as a telephone wire.
Cashflow fiasco;
Pinocchio noses.
Standardised carrot size?
Shove it
where the sun don’t…
Tesco swing low,
all fall down.
All the credibility
of third rate clowns.
Love it! Hate Tesco.
Cheers you two :)
Well, if I was, Candice, it did me absolutely no favours! Ha ;)
Ha! I enjoyed how playful you were with this one, Laura.
"Standardised carrot size?
Shove it
where the sun don't..." - that gives me the impression that perhaps you were the smartest kid on the playground :)
The Tesco scandal I guess would be like if Walmart was involved in a scandal over here...that would be a huge deal!
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Darren Lea-grime
Mon 8th Dec 2014 18:47
i have a deep hatred for tesco
great poem