Mature English Blonde lady

offers no rush massage.

Old postcards wanted

by private collector.

Continence care:

bed protection,

pads, briefs, accessories.

 

Wanted: Dinky toys, model trains.

Underwear by post.

Understanding attractive

Continental lady offers

memorable massage

to discerning gentlemen

in discreet Marylebone surroundings.

 

Accommodating sensual Japanese lady

offering body to body massage.

Your ancestors found,

no task too big or small.

Have you ever

had your wine stock valued?

Memorials to die for.

 

All old watches and clocks

regardless of condition.

Made to measure men’s trousers

and plus twos in corduroy,

moleskin and winter tweeds.

Classy Elegant and Friendly Lady,

one minute Sloane Square tube.  

 

Found poem from adverts in The Oldie Emporium, The Oldie magazine