Oh coffee! Why are you so lovely? Is it the way your scent is so robust? I dedicate my life to your elixir! Oh I must! There is no other drink that impresses me. I shall continue drinking you until I am beyond ninety - three. Every morning when I rise from my abysmal dreams I happily glide towards your creamy steams. Oh coffee! How I adore you! The way you smoothly grind, Makes my drowsiness unwind. Your earthly texture excites my heart. How I cannot wait to fully jump with a start. Oh coffee! Promise you will never leave me! If you do, then I will convert to tea.