The peace police are coming to town

their smiles are soft like fleecy down.

 

They've swapped their kevlar for polyweave

and their hearts are worn upon their sleeve.

 

They drift in pairs, go hand in hand

in solidarity's promised land.

 

Stop and search they offer you,

if you're alright they will be too.

 

They may protest at society's ills

to form a line with jacks and hills.

 

Violence they do despise

turning from wrath and political lies.

 

The peace police are recruiting soon

the prisons are full and out of tune

 

so come rejoice and ring the bells!

it's time to open up the cells.