The scandal of FIFA has just become deeper

We knew that Sepp’s hands were not clean

Now Sepp has confided he’d already decided

The World Cup of 2018.

 

We knew FIFA’s funding could not have been slushier

As bent as the old nine-bob note

Cos Blatter’s decision to give it to Russia

Was taken before members’ vote.

 

Old Sepp’s not yet gone

And his tenure passed on

And FIFA remains in dire straits;

He still has the attention

While he’s in suspension

Of the Swiss and the United States.

 

He told bold as brass to  news agency Tass

Surprising us all yet again

He went on to reveal that he’s fixed a done deal

Way back in 2010.

 

Yes Sepp had stitched up who would host the World Cup

And we hope this will send him to jail

For millions of quids were all wasted on bids

Which Sepp knew were all bound to fail.

 

Old Sepp’s not yet gone

For his rum goings-on

But surely that’s FIFA’s next step

Since he and Platini

Have both acted obscenely

Yes, they’re coming, they’re coming for Sepp.

Yes, they’re coming, they’re coming for Sepp.