Yesterday I met an elf

Sneaking around in my shed.

What's your name? 

I heard myself say 

Giorgio, but you can call me Fred. 

So what ya doing here 

On this cold and wintery day?

Am gathering silvery, glistening spider's webs 

For Fairy Titania's wedding dress 

Gladys, the wood nymph,

Is busy sewing them together

With fine, golden threads.

But just now she's hiding in that plant pot 

Cos she's shy and scared of you. 

Suddenly out popped a pixie, called Dixie 

Who whizzed around so fast 

He made me dizzy! 

Shouting ' got to rush, got to keep busy 

No time to chatter 

Big day looms ahead and we're not ready 

So bugger off! '.... 

And I swear, in the twinkling of an eye 

They disappeared!