Bob Hope Saved Me
I'd lost my sense of humour
Become a po-faced bloke
Since irony deserted me
I never got the joke
I came to feel left out when
Friends shared comic wit
I never saw the funny side
I just looked bored by it
I started searching desperately
For something I could take
I spoke to Marie Antoinette
But she only offered cake
My doctor gave me happy pills
To try to help me cope
But I cured myself by smoking
Praise be to god Bob Hope
Paul Waring
Wed 15th Feb 2017 23:03
Thanks Frances, glad this made you laugh!