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Bob Hope Saved Me

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I'd lost my sense of humour

Become a po-faced bloke

Since irony deserted me

I never got the joke 


I came to feel left out when 

Friends shared comic wit

I never saw the funny side

I just looked bored by it 


I started searching desperately

For something I could take

I spoke to Marie Antoinette

But she only offered cake


My doctor gave me happy pills

To try to help me cope

But I cured myself by smoking

Praise be to god Bob Hope

 

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◄ Ice and Fire of Desire

Edward Burra: The Snack Bar (1930) ►

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Paul Waring

Wed 15th Feb 2017 23:03

Thanks Frances, glad this made you laugh!

Frances Macaulay Forde

Sat 11th Feb 2017 02:57

Ha-Ha-Ha!

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Paul Waring

Wed 8th Feb 2017 00:45

Thanks so much elP, yes I remember Shari Lewis and Lambchop. Her remark is a good, insightful one. So pleased to read that you have such fond memories of Bob Hope.

Paul

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Paul Waring

Tue 7th Feb 2017 18:33

Thanks M.C., for your wise words and for being a fellow fan of the genius Bob Hope! I do hope he'll excuse me for using the cockney rhyming slang of his name in this piece for comedic purposes!

Paul

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M.C. Newberry

Tue 7th Feb 2017 18:20

If you lack that zest for life you can't
Replace it with a potted plant!
But laughing at life helps you cope
And I say thank goodness for Bob Hope.
(the original from Eltham!)

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Paul Waring

Tue 7th Feb 2017 17:08

Thanks Jeff..as Smashey (or Nicey) once said, "er...wise words mate.." ?

Thanks again Laura ?

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Laura Taylor

Tue 7th Feb 2017 15:54

Yes, you can ?

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Jeff

Tue 7th Feb 2017 14:31

& a more natural remedy can't be found! Jeff.....

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Paul Waring

Tue 7th Feb 2017 14:04

Thanks Laura, so glad you liked this piece, my heads full of Liverpool poets at the moment and I think that's what led me to write this.

BTW, I also toyed with the idea of introducing another friend, the party animal Mary Jane. But you can go too far and over-egg the pudding can't you? ....?
Paul

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Laura Taylor

Tue 7th Feb 2017 13:19

Amen to that ?

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