An Exquisite Hand Job

by Paul Waring

Wednesday 15th February 2017 10:00 pm (first posted Tuesday 14th February 2017 10:04 pm)

as soon as she saw it she thought

"I must have you"

he smiled, nodding encouragement

transfixed, she reached out and

took in hand the striking beauty.

with delicate fingers she explored

its perfect form, the fine details of

its proud head and the smooth

textured body of this archetypal

depiction of manhood.

even more certain now, she thought

"I simply must have you"

composing herself after such precious

moments she relinquished the object

of her desire and enquired,

"tell me more about this, it is so beautiful"

smiling proudly he replied,

"thank you, it's a handcarving of Adonis, one

of the first ones I've made using cedar of lebanon"

without hesitation she exclaimed,

"It's exquisite, I'll take it"

Comments

Paul Waring

Wed 15th Feb 2017 18:28

Thanks so much Raj, very funny.

Yeh, I understand what you are saying about the title. That, and the picture, were tricky decisions. Perhaps I gave the game away too easily!

Anyway, I'm currently drinking a G+T (dinner in oven ?) giving my tired innuendos a well-earned rest ?

Raj, big thanks for the comment.

Paul

Raj Ferds

Wed 15th Feb 2017 17:46

Enjoyed that Paul except that the title could have been a bit cryptic. That's my humble mumble.

Tell you what.... I can see the old boy crafting a masterpiece called Pinocchio 2 -- The Erotic tales of a Porn Star. With a special guest appearance by Woody from Toy Story.

Did someone mention a boner?

Raj

Paul Waring

Wed 15th Feb 2017 14:28

Thanks for these interesting comments Harry. As always, much appreciated. Great to hear from you.

Paul

Harry O'Neill

Wed 15th Feb 2017 12:41

Paul,
the smooth (ambiguous) symmetry of the usual
Adonis sculpture always makes me think of what the poet
Coleridge said about woman`s desire:

`The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.`

You know what they say: On the beach the men`s eyes are glued to the women...and so are the women`s.

Paul Waring

Wed 15th Feb 2017 10:28

Thanks Col, John and Rhiannon for reading and commenting.

Rhiannon, thanks, glad you liked it!

John, after Pee On Me, I couldn't compete if I tried, now could I? BTW, when are you bringing out an LPee?

Col, great feedback. If you knew how much time I wasted trying to find a photo! I don't know why, but I thought a neutral, almost innocent photo of the woodcarver would work. I was probably 'trying to ride two horses with one arse' - and, of course, not even John Wayne could do that ?

Thanks again everyone. Paul

Rhiannon

Wed 15th Feb 2017 09:05

"archetypal depiction of manhood" !!!

Fantastic, I love it.

John Coopey

Wed 15th Feb 2017 08:46

Not an out-and-out horny poem, Paul; I can do without the competition.

<Deleted User> (13762)

Wed 15th Feb 2017 08:41

ha! very good Paul but I think your title and picture give the game away thus making the punchline rather predictable. Alternatively you could dump Adonis and make the object of her desires a Cedar of Lebanon dildo and turn the whole thing into an out and out porny poem ?, ditch the title but keep the photo! Rather like the idea of the old boy in his immaculate workshop turning out exquisitely made wooden sex toys!

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