Be careful of the rocks crumbling onto the street
As we head to mountain for a weekend away
To celebrate the friend turning a bit more grey
With plans for binge drinking, with the party as treat

The numerous people arriving at cottage
All friendly and cheerful with the guest of honour
Celebrating drinking with flirt as we spin her
To the brink of collapse yet maintaining shortage

When one of the boyfriends was fooling with the lead
His jealous better half, stormed out in a fury
In tears of the moments and stuttering jury

As the drive in a haze with a blackout with speed
The car rolled down the cliff, unforgiven concrete
Be careful of the cars crumbling onto the street