Soggy goings on...
Soggy goings on...
A heavy toxic mist rises from the swamp of Swonshon
a quagmire of disgusting green weeds
which coagulate in the fetid waters of their existence
The Swamp is vast and vile and wide
It ferments its filthy odour on the planet Soda
around its encrusted shores creatures vie for their sustenance
Above fly swarms of Swerdles
with jagged wings and bodies like needles
Inhabited by two horrendous breeds, Deroids and Gronts
both monsters of shapeless mass and bereft of colour
They loathe each other and forever squabble
as the torpid swamp heaves a bubble
The landscape is grotesque
with green, blue and black slime entwined in filth
No sun, a distant murky moon is where the grunts and groans
of Deroids and Gronts are seen to roam
Deroids have enormous appetites
and are known to eat everything in sight
The Gronts on the other hand
have a diet which is really quite bland
Deroids are predatory and kill violently
even a Gront is not beyond their scope
Deroids go for what they can with intensity
whereas Gronts are far inclined to smoke dope
Deroids and Gronts share a common peril
which comes in the form of Aunty Beryl
This aged, wrinkled old witch
can at times be a real mean bitch
She lives alone in a nearby zone
close to Swonshon Swamp and quite alone
She frequently visits the swamp at night
when the Deroids and Gronts are out of sight
Aunty Beyrl has a particular delicacy
which is not for the faint hearted or any celebrity
She gobbles with voracity the Swonshon weed
leaving little for Deroids and Gronts and their feed
It is a distinctly unpleasant place
The planet Soda has been long forgotten
It is not fit for the human race
only for Deroids and Gronts and their begotten
keith jeffries
Sun 21st May 2017 20:29
Thank you for this. I always welcome good advice. Thanks indeed. Keith