None of You Truly Know
None of You Truly Know.
‘They’ say they admire me, for holding back
On my fists, then taking a beating
For the mercy I give.
And oh to be in England during
The summer don’t mean a shit,
Unless shared with a Zulu
You’ve married and had kids.
And she’d tear you an arsehole if
You question her ‘Id.’
I know full fucking on, with the scars
She has give.
But I’ll never retaliate to the most
Worthy of wife, for she has cared
And changed diapers, for veterans now dead.
And while many a bland English Rose,
Seeks only status and power,
The Zulu before me,
Married a man they named coward.
So pick a fight if you will,
But beware of my wife,
She’ll tear you a new arsehole,
And smile at your kill,
But if lo and behold,
You conjure the dominant role,
I’ll rip your head off your body,
And shit down your neck.
YESSSSSSS!
Stu Buck
Fri 26th May 2017 11:05
excellent. pitch black humour and savage wordplay.