Have you heard about the unlucky vicar?

Who drove down the motorway with too much liquor.

Shame on you sir,you should set an example,

Nearly four times over the limit after giving a sample.

 

Thinking God was on your side you jumped in your car,

Thee who spent too much time at the bar.

The Almighty was to deliver a terrible blow,

As down the M25 the vicar did go.

 

An off duty policeman in a chase did engage,

And pulled over the driver from the vicarage.

"Blow into this bag,oh my God 125,

Microgrammes in the vicar,on the M25!"

 

The Archbishop of Boozeberry bowed his head in shame,

When he heard one of his vicars had lost his good name.

The lesson is clear don't drink and drive,

Especially if you're a vicar on the M25.