The ladies love their men to be strong but gentle,
romantic and sentimental,
not forgetting those yearly events
with chocolates and flowers,
room at the inn.
The minute they stray to vintage cars,
tudor bars, the clotting of men's company
the hunting for trophies,
that's when the ladies uncoil the viper's tail,
being deadler to the male.
I'll just have the chocolate please Ray ?
<Deleted User> (18118)
Tue 17th Apr 2018 10:50
That is great.
Fantastic impersonation of Roger Moore.
Gets the point across.
Hannah
<Deleted User> (13762)
Tue 17th Apr 2018 08:41
The name's Pool, Ray Pool. Pussy Galore at the poetry reading? Judging by that loud sniffing noise it sounds like you had something more than just coffee to get you buzzin' right up there!? Hilarious. Thanks for making me smile on this rainiest of April days. Col.
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raypool
Tue 17th Apr 2018 20:12
Thanks Col. I was a bit fired up last night and lost all inhibitions on the blower. I'm glad you had a laugh - achieved that much if no more! I was practising on the duel with Scaramanga.
Very kind Hannah. Good of you!
Laura, watch out for the Cadbury's milk tray man, it could be me - leave a window open. I will be dressed in black with a zimmer frame.
Thanks for your like Anya!
Ray