There's this old abandoned schoolhouse 
Two towns over from where you live
It has a hole in the roof and busted out windows
You can truly say that it's a product of its time

There's this old abandoned schoolhouse
That no one dares to go in
For everyone who has has gone missing
Oh what a terrible fate

There's this old abandoned schoolhouse
For the teacher had the funnest game
Who can drink all the orange juice 
Without tasting the bitter copper 

There's this old abandoned schoolhouse
That was shut down for 28 murders
But nowadays it's into the hundreds
For if you go in he won't be coming out