Jim had been married to Jane for forty years,
He came home from work one evening and found her in floods of tears.
As a cook she was never a winner.
"It's a disaster",she cried"the cat's eaten your dinner!"
Comforting her Jim said, "Don't worry about that,
Tomorrow my darling I'll get you a new cat."
Another welcome chuckle from this reliable source. I think
the late lamented Les Dawson would approve! Can't say
fairer than that.
<Deleted User> (18980)
Wed 1st Aug 2018 09:48
A catastrophe indeed
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d.knape
Fri 3rd Aug 2018 00:02
don't worry about that-
tomorrow just fix me
the last of that cat!