FUN BUS : Don Patents Our Bus
FUN BUS: Don Patents our Bus
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I had this bright idea
Of patenting the FUN BUS
But thought it needed hyping
To something like FUNBUS
So drove the bus to Patent Office
Took Gina, empty desk
So Gina stamped our form
Which I thought quite a risk
Sure enough, Director comes
Hello? What's happening here?
This floozy can't just come with you
Stamp form, it would appear
So happens, FUNBUS is taken
By someone who owns four
Imagine how I then felt ?
Shaken to the core
Oh bugga did I then think
Standing, saying cuss
There goes our lovely patented
Newly-named FUNBUS
Then suddenly the Patent
Director said, hang on
There's no patent on FUN BUS
So I did jump, hop on
So no-one now can pinch it
Make trips, and it abyoose
'Cause FUN BUS is now patented
For WOL's exclusive use
Tina, Gina, Tyson
Are pleased as punch can be
That Don can now trip WOL'ers round
In FUN BUS patently
ribbit...ribbit..
To this day I don't know why
Just 'fun bus' was fine
When real-world 'justs' cannot be patented
But seemed OK in mine
Don Matthews July 2018
Don Matthews
Thu 2nd Aug 2018 10:12
Ah, you do my friend. Tina, Tyson and Keith patents are safely held by you. I just patented the FUN BUS. After all it was your creations that helped get this whole concept started. I owe you a lot for that. Consider yourself a co-founder.
Gina, froggie, Princess - without you Brian we would never have been born..ribbit...meow... ?