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FUN BUS : Don Patents Our Bus

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FUN BUS: Don Patents our Bus

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I had this bright idea

Of patenting the FUN BUS

But thought it needed hyping

To something like FUNBUS

 

So drove the bus to Patent Office

Took Gina, empty desk

So Gina stamped our form

Which I thought quite a risk

 

Sure enough, Director comes

Hello? What's happening here?

This floozy can't just come with you

Stamp form, it would appear

 

So happens, FUNBUS is taken

By someone who owns four

Imagine how I then felt ?

Shaken to the core

 

Oh bugga did I then think

Standing, saying cuss

There goes our lovely patented

Newly-named FUNBUS

 

Then suddenly the Patent

Director said, hang on

There's no patent on FUN BUS

So I did jump, hop on

 

So no-one now can pinch it

Make trips, and it abyoose

'Cause FUN BUS is now patented

For WOL's exclusive use

 

Tina, Gina, Tyson

Are pleased as punch can be

That Don can now trip WOL'ers round

In FUN BUS patently

 

ribbit...ribbit..

 

 

To this day I don't know why

Just 'fun bus' was fine

When real-world 'justs' cannot be patented

But seemed OK in mine

 

 

Don Matthews July 2018

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Don Matthews

Thu 2nd Aug 2018 10:12

Ah, you do my friend. Tina, Tyson and Keith patents are safely held by you. I just patented the FUN BUS. After all it was your creations that helped get this whole concept started. I owe you a lot for that. Consider yourself a co-founder.

Gina, froggie, Princess - without you Brian we would never have been born..ribbit...meow... ?

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Thu 2nd Aug 2018 06:17

Talking of patents, I thought I held them on Tina and Tyson....

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