She was slim and smart with plenty of charm,

Chatty and friendly,confident and calm.

She'd come to see me to plant a seed.

By the end of the meeting I was her dog on a lead.

 

She crossed her legs and was a little bit of a flirt,

She did it with her eyes and a very short skirt.

She signed me up for a caravan and a car,

No swear words or smoke from a cigar.

No footie talk or offer of a drink,

A little bit of flirt was her  success I think.