Prelude to a Music Lesson
Like castanets his knees chattered together;
His skin grew veiny and glazed.
‘Oh, my cock! My cock!’
Cried the masturbating music master.
‘Only look at me with those enchanting eyes.’
And up and down he rubbed a silly little pretty
Pink penis peeking through the hole in his pants.
‘Only look at me with those beautiful lips
And I will come … I will come!’ cried the
Master of music vigourously jerking his
Flabby member to a show of resistance.
‘I am overcome!’
His legs stiffened and he mashed up his face.
A spittle of semen eked out
Hardly wetting the roseate head.
‘Oh, you are lovely. You are lovely!’ he sighed.
Primly, he zipped up his pin-striped fly.
‘Now,’ said the great man, rising precisely
From the piano bench and crossing to her chair.
‘Let us proceed with the lesson.
Which songs did you bring?’
Cynthia Buell Thomas
John Aikman
Fri 1st Jan 2010 10:30
Dear Cynthia,
I wasn't suggesting your poem was filth...I suppose I was just taking a poke at other poets who would not have handled such an issue with such deftness.
Neither was I implying that this must have sprung from first hand experience but, having said that, I am reminded that my old music teacher was very keen on the old five finger exercises himself...and had a very novel way of getting me to practice my embouchure. I never did believe him when he insisted it was just a pink oboe.
: )
Jx