99% of all poets

live below the poverty line

the other 1%

have real jobs

 

75% of all poets

do not have a degree

they do however

have Facebook

 

97% of all poets

write for other poets

the only ones who

actually read poetry

 

99.5% of all poets

are ashamed

their mothers

wanted them to be doctors

 

93% of all poets

started writing in High School

it was their only way

of impressing the girls

 

A high percentage of poets

reading this will agree

that poetry

has gone downhill.