Jo was out playing golf with his wife,

What happened next could have ended a life.

She sliced her ball into a field full of cows,

They were a very close couple ,not many rows.

She wasn't going to give up the ball for lost,

Very careful with her money,worried what a replacement would cost.

 

They searched and searched to no avail,

On the point of giving up Jo lifted up a cow's tail.

Firmly lodged there was his wife's ball.

From the side of the field he gave her a call.

"Does this look like yours?Looks like it to me ."

"No way ! " She hit him with her club and rushed him to A . and E.